All my guys got all dressed up for Easter and walked in the parade and they looked so freaking cute.  Got home and I made an awesome honey cured ham for dinner and they chowed down so much ham I thought they would explode. 

Unfortunately, I left the rest of the ham on the counter to cut up for some split pea soup and sandwitches during the week; but Buddy chew most of it up when I turned my back.  He had the carving knife in his paws whacking away while chucking pieces of ham down for the other furballs to gobble up and when I finally caught him in the act he looked like a chipmunk with his cheeks filled with ham!

The other furballs ran like hell, but Buddy just smirked at me while holding the carving knife as if to say "bring it on mom - I'm not done yet".  Well, my reply said "get your furry butt off the counter and drop that knife if you don't want to loose all your nine lives". 

Buddy jumped down after stabing the ham with the knife.  That was when I caught him and gave him a spanking.  I told him that his punichment is to clean my windows when I start spring cleaning next week.

He meowed and puffed up telling me that "real men" don't do windows, I puffed up even larger and told that hairball that he is not a "real man" he is neutered and he will do what I tell him.

I sent him to his room to think about what he had done and if I got any more back meows from him I would wash his mouth out with soap. 

Halfway down the hallway to his room I saw Buddy out of the corner of my eye turning around and giving me the "finger".  I just left him go.

I will have my revenge next week when he has to clean my windows!  Plus I will take a picture of it for my blog!

Hope everyone had a Blessed Easter.

Cathy Gregor 2008