The sun is shining and it is a crisp beautiful day!  The perfect type of day for Buddy to do the outside windows for me while I clean the inside windows.  I have learned that you can accomplish a lot more when you "delegate" the work for others to help.

Of course, you must all know by now that I only "delegate" with my hairballs when they do something bad and I have to punish them.

My cats, have taught me that to "punish" them is BAD and they will not cooperate but totally screw up whatever I tell them to do. 

 Therefore, I had to change my tactics and now "SELECT" the freaking hairball to help mom.  I am so brillant because the little fucker I pick who was naughty thinks that he/she is so good and special to be picked.

So today Buddy is mom's "SPECIAL" helper to clean the windows.  I didn't mention to him it was because he carved up the Easter ham like a freaking samurai warrior on crack when our backs were turned. 

Buddy actually thinks he got off without a hitch and that mom loves him so much that she chose his furry little butt out of all them jumping up and down raising their paws to help mom today.

I do have to admit he did an excellent job so I had to attach the picture I took of him working his furry tail off. 

Dozer and Sweetie also wanted to do the windows to help Buddy but I told them that the next time they can have their turn (if they are as good as Buddy).  Heck, I am on to something here, I should teach them how to use the vacuum. 

Heck, after the past storms here a few trees came down with the high winds and I could use some help with the chain saw.  On second thought, that would not be a good idea.

I do know one thing for sure; if my hairballs ever read this blog, I am "dead meat"!

Cathy Gregor, 2008