Sex and the Kitty Stories
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FATHERS DAY
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THAT PICTURE IS OUR DAD.  HE LOVES TO SKI AND HE LOVES US TOO.  THAT IS WHY WE GOT ON MOM'S COMPUTER AND WROTE HIM THE FOLLOWING LETTER INSTEAD OF A CARD FOR FATHER'S DAY.


DEAR DAD,


WE WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD DAD TO US.  WE ARE SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU TO CLEAN OUT OUR LITTER BOX WHEN YOU ARE HOME.  WE KNOW YOU REALLY LOVE BUDDY BEE MORE THAN YOU LOVE US BECAUSE THAT PRICK TELLS US THAT ALL THE TIME.


DAD, WE ALL LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE TO US TOO.  DAD, COULD YOU JUST RUB US AS MUCH AS YOU RUB THAT SUCK UP FURBALL BUDDY BEE?


DAD, WE LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS BUDDY BEE DOES.


DAD, BUDDY BEE ISN'T EVEN HERE WITH US, HE IS REALLY A SCHMUCK AND HE ALWAYS TEASES US THAT HE IS YOUR FAVORITE. 


DAD, WE LOVE WHEN YOU "WHINE" OUR NAMES ALL DAY WHEN YOU ARE HOME, BUT COULD YOU PLEASE LOWER YOUR VOICE BECAUSE AT TIMES YOU REALLY PISS US OFF ........ESPECIALLY WHEN WE TRY TO SLEEP.  O.K. HERE, WE DO ADMIT THAT WE USUALLY ALWAYS SLEEP BUT THAT IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T PLAY WITH US......ONLY WITH BUDDY.


YOU ARE OUR DAD TO AND WE LOVE YOU.  HAPPY FATHER'S DAY DAD.


DAD, YES WE ALL LOVE. 


 "BUDDY, GET YOU BUTT OVER HERE AND READ THIS, YOU SUCK YOU LITTLE PRICK.  THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE FROM ALL OF US.  I AM TELLING DAD ON YOU BUDDY.  WE KNOW THAT DAD LOVES US TO.  I AM GOING TO TELL DADDY THAT YOU ARE NOT TELLING THE TRUTH TO US AND THAT DADDY IS NOT GOING TO SHIP OUR BUTTS OUT TO A SCIENCE LAB TO HAVE TESTS DONE ON US IF WE DON'T LISTEN TO YOU ANYMORE."


ANYWAY, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY DAD.


THE CREW, BUT NOT REALLY BUDDY.


 


 


 


2008-06-29 05:40:53 GMT
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