O.K. guys, everyone is asking what did Dozer do for mommy on Valentines? Absolutely
nothing! The other hairballs got mommy a card and made a few small crafts for me which
ment so much. Dozer on the other hand only stole my car! I was leaving to help my mother in
law and my car was gone, on my way back inside the house to call the police the garage door
opened and my hairball came cruising in with a companion in the passenger seat of my car.
Dozer had such a big grin on his puss and his tail was waving away like a flag in the wind. I
yanked open the door screaming at him for stealing my car then grabbed him by the scruff of
his neck to get his butt out in full view so I could give him a good spanking. Well, this little furry
slut who was in the passenger seat got so indignant and started hissing and scratching me!
Mind you this slut wasn't even shy about being in such a disgraceful circumstance.
I found out that her name was "Lilly" and was in love with my stud muffin Dozer who flip and
furred her in the back seat of my car an hour earlier. I was shocked to know that information
and also because she belonged to our new neighbors next door. Lilly held out her paw and
showed me the corsage that Dozer gave her and the slut wore it like a sexual victory pin.
I coughed up one freaking hairball because I thought my Dozer was fixed when I adopted the old
man. As I was holding Dozer up by the scuff of his neck he spit out this little blue pill which I
picked up to check if he was on drugs. Worse than that, Dozer is on catnip viagra which
explains the grin on his face and his stiff tail waving in the wind.
I told the slut to get her scanky butt home and that I was going to call her parents for them to
know her actions. The little bitch just turned, flicked her tail, and swung her tush with every
step she took which made Dozer start to drool. I dragged Dozer's stiff hairy tailed butt into the
house.
Dozer is grounded for one month under house arrest. He has to wear a device on his paw
which will set off an alarm if he ventures out of the house. I am also going to tear apart the
house to find the rest of his catnip viagra which I will flush down the toilet.
Talk to you guys later.
By Cathy Gregor
Copyright 2005
nothing! The other hairballs got mommy a card and made a few small crafts for me which
ment so much. Dozer on the other hand only stole my car! I was leaving to help my mother in
law and my car was gone, on my way back inside the house to call the police the garage door
opened and my hairball came cruising in with a companion in the passenger seat of my car.
Dozer had such a big grin on his puss and his tail was waving away like a flag in the wind. I
yanked open the door screaming at him for stealing my car then grabbed him by the scruff of
his neck to get his butt out in full view so I could give him a good spanking. Well, this little furry
slut who was in the passenger seat got so indignant and started hissing and scratching me!
Mind you this slut wasn't even shy about being in such a disgraceful circumstance.
I found out that her name was "Lilly" and was in love with my stud muffin Dozer who flip and
furred her in the back seat of my car an hour earlier. I was shocked to know that information
and also because she belonged to our new neighbors next door. Lilly held out her paw and
showed me the corsage that Dozer gave her and the slut wore it like a sexual victory pin.
I coughed up one freaking hairball because I thought my Dozer was fixed when I adopted the old
man. As I was holding Dozer up by the scuff of his neck he spit out this little blue pill which I
picked up to check if he was on drugs. Worse than that, Dozer is on catnip viagra which
explains the grin on his face and his stiff tail waving in the wind.
I told the slut to get her scanky butt home and that I was going to call her parents for them to
know her actions. The little bitch just turned, flicked her tail, and swung her tush with every
step she took which made Dozer start to drool. I dragged Dozer's stiff hairy tailed butt into the
house.
Dozer is grounded for one month under house arrest. He has to wear a device on his paw
which will set off an alarm if he ventures out of the house. I am also going to tear apart the
house to find the rest of his catnip viagra which I will flush down the toilet.
Talk to you guys later.
By Cathy Gregor
Copyright 2005
Dozer's Valentines 2005
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